�Now Ms. Smith, I see here that you would like to buy some KY Jelly. Now before I sell this to you, I must ask you a few questions. Will this be used for some sort of self-pleasuring activity? Because if so, I cannot sell this to you, due to the fact that self- stimulation is amoral and you will go to hell for it."
"Will it be used to fornicate out of wedlock? Oh, again, I�m sorry. I cannot sell it to you. Sexual relations are to be done by a man and a woman joined in the holy bond of marriage for the sole purpose of procreation. Now go home and repent for your sins.�

What is the freaking world coming to? Why do health insurance plans pay for Viagra and not for birth control pills? What that implies is that it�s more important to pay for a man to get his dick hard, than to pay for a woman who is trying to be responsible and use contraception. Do the insurance company executives sit around and have a conversation? �A man needs to get a hard-on to feel manly. We HAVE to pay for Viagra.�

Stupid white male Republican executives. So ends my rant for the day. :)