So, I got my December edition of Playboy today. No, I don�t actually subscribe to Playboy. Not that I�m a prude or anything. I mean I don�t mind looking at the hot chickas, but I�m not that much of a porn fanatic that I need a subscription. It was a complimentary free subscription from Hef.

About two years ago, I ordered some stuff from the Playboy catalog...a T-shirt, a belly ring, some stuff like that. Well, this October, I get a discreetly wrapped package in the mail. So, here�s the conversation between me and my boyfriend, T, when I get home from work:

T: You got something odd in the mail today. (Now T knew exactly what it was, but he knew that if he opened it or the package looked disheveled in any way, he was getting the blame. So, he was playing dumb.)

Me: What is it?

T: I dunno.

Me: Why is this magazine wrapped in black?

T: I dunno.

Me: Why...it�s a subscription to Playboy!

T: Really?

Me: Did you order this?

T: No.

Me: Why did they send me a subscription to Playboy?

T: I dunno. (Playing dumb was probably the best strategy in this situation.)

Anyway it turns out that they sent me a free complimentary subscription because I ordered from their catalog TWO YEARS AGO! Well, like I said, I�m not opposed to looking at hot girls, and I really don�t care if T looks at it either. In fact, we looked at it together. But I really don�t need a years subscription, so I cancelled it.