Since my mind is completely blank, I�ll steal an idea from Dawn�s blog and write out my Christmas list.

First, I would like a Mercedes SLK in yellow, please. If I�m going to be driving around in an SLK, I want to be as obnoxious as possible. I want everyone to notice me in my yellow, expensive car. Being annoying is fun! :)

Second, I would like the Victoria�s Secret Fantasy Bra.


Nah...I�m kidding about that. My boobs are WAY too small to do that bra justice, plus who the fuck buys a bra for $10,000,000? According to the site, it�s a 112-carat bra. Seriously, does anyone buy this bra? If I had it, you can be sure I�d be wearing my $10 million bra and nothing else, a la Sue Ellen Mishke of Seinfield. Oh, but then I bet someone would try to steal my bra, and we would have another "wardrobe malfunction" on our hands. So, never mind. I�ll pass on the bra. That�s putting my boobs under too much pressure. They don�t need that kind of stress.